Rugs From Me To You
Rugs From Me To You is a track featured exclusively on the deluxe edition of the electronic producer Owl City's second studio album Ocean Eyes. The duration of the song is (1:28).
Lyrics
Toupee or not toupee, that is the question
It refused to stay as it all turned gray
On William Shakespeare's receding hair
Please excuse the pun: its hair today, gone tomorrow
So be thankful for what precious locks you have
Toupee or not toupee, that is the question
And by the way, I just gotta say,
thank the Lord I'm not going bald!
And if I may quip, my curls and I are just like heaven
'Cause rest assured, there'll be no parting there
But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck
Hard chase to swallow, it makes me smile
'Cause I know just what I'd do
Yeah, if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with,
I'd open a secondhand store
And if you ever went bald,
You'd recall it 'cause I'd cleverly call it
'Rugs From Me To You'.